20 Shower Thoughts That'll Take Your Mind To Crazy Places

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mattstaff
Mar 25, 2018 11:00 AM EDT

It blows our minds that so much wisdom can come from the mere steamy confines of a damn shower. The geniuses of r/showerthoughts need to keep at it. 

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  • 01
    Hair - Attractive nurses probably never get accurate pulse readings
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    Child - Eating lunch alone as a kid is like torture,getting to eat lunch alone as an adult is a nice treat
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    Water - Iceland is one sea away from Ireland. dm CopghMa
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    Money - VED STATES OF S 8 ww r Have you teverwondered if you've owned the same dollar bill but in different years yGOD WE TRU 157 COPTES
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  • 05
    Soldier - Saipers and surgeons need steady hands for the opposite reasons.
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    Hair - Uf we didn't land on the moon there would be conspiracy theorists saying we did land on it.
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    Motor vehicle - Kids these dayswill never know the pure, bone-chilling fear of calling a giryou like at home only to have aer dad pick up
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  • 08
    Hair - An underrated perk of being an adult is you no longer outgrow your clothes
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  • 09
    Pocket watch - Since most people.check their phone forthe time we're back to-having pocket watches. QUARTZ
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  • 10
    People - Children must be taught how to think not what to think
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    Product - If everyone agreed to stop ironing clothes we could all save a lot of time
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    Text - A NEW HOPE **ioa pace hi idden The Star Wars opening crawl is stillkfloatinng.through space. E mpire's Plans the to ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space tation with enough power
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    Text - People are afraid offbeing alone in the dark because they are afraid they aren t actually alone.
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  • 14
    Footwear - Being naked doesn't feel as naked as being naked with socks on
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  • 15
    Font - Why are single person bathrooms gender labeled? Only one person is allowed, who cares what their gender is
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  • 16
    Product - Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.
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  • 17
    Eye - The fact thatthe term "phonetic alphabet has no Fs in it is somewhat ironic.
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  • 18
    Astronaut - UNTED STATES Conspiracy Theorists will believe low quality footage of UFOS but not HD footage of a rocket landing
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  • 19
    Terrestrial animal - Earth is a dinosaur planet, and humans are just mutants left Over after the apocalypse.
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  • 20
    Ice cube - Home is where the ice doesn't taste weird.
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